Church Dog

By Evelyn Olson
 from Chicken Soup for the
Cat & Dog Lover's Soul


 Sunday mornings are a leisurely time in many households, but they  certainly  weren't in our Ogilvie, Minnesota home back in the late 1920s.
 The old Methodist Church in Ogilvie, Minnesota

 Church services began at nine-thirty in the morning. Mother was the
 organist, so she had to be there early. That meant all of us kids had
 to  be  washed and dressed with our hair neatly combed by the time
 Mother left  the  house.
 
 As you'd expect, there was a lot of hurrying around to make sure everyone  was ready on time. That was trouble enough, but one day we had another  problem on our hands -- our dog, Brownie.
 
 Every morning, Brownie was let out by the first person who got up.
 When  we  called him back in, he'd usually come running right 
 away...but not on  this  particular Sunday.
 
 We called and coaxed for as long as we could, but Brownie was
 simply  nowhere  to be found. Unable to locate our disappearing
 dog, we gave up in  despair  and headed off to church, leaving
 Brownie outdoors somewhere.
 
 We arrived at church and got settled in, with Mother at the organ. After  some hymns and prayers, the minister began his sermon. We kids tried to  sit  still, just as we had been told to do, and not fidget. But as the  preacher  began to warm to his subject, I thought I heard something unusual. No  one  else seemed to hear it though. But then it came again, louder. It  sounded  like something was scratching at the church door.

We kids all exchanged silent glances and stifled our giggles. Then the scratching sound was  followed by the plaintive sound of a lonely dog howling. All the  grown-ups  pretended not to hear anything, leaning forward in their pews so they  could  hear every word of the minister's oration. But we kids knew that howl.

Only one dog in the neighborhood made that sound.

The wailing continued and the minister paused for a moment, furrowing his  brow in frustration. He didn't want to have to compete with a howling  hound, so he signaled to the usher to open the door and shoo the dog away.

 But the usher was not quick enough for Brownie. As soon as he
 opened the door, in bounded our dog with a smug look on his face!
 He strolled up the  aisle, cool as you please, as congregation and minister looked on aghast. When Brownie got to where Mother sat at the organ, he just plopped down and  sat quietly. A murmur went around the church and there were some smiles  and  nodding of heads. The minister, determined to ignore this unusual canine
caper, resumed his sermon.
 
 The following Sunday happened to be one of those rare Sundays
 when we didn't  go to the morning service. However, no one had
 informed Brownie of the change in our schedule. After we attended
 the evening service, we heard the  story: In the morning, Brownie
 had made a commotion at the church door  until once again he was let in.

Again, he sauntered down the aisle until he  reached the organist, who was about to begin playing. Brownie stood stock-still for a moment, staring at the female organist. Then, when he  had  determined to his satisfaction that she was definitely not Mother, he
 returned to the church door and made it clear that he was not
 interested  in  attending this particular service.
 
 There were many Sundays when Brownie repeated his
 demonstrations of  religious piety and family loyalty. As you can
 imagine, this was quite embarrassing for Mother. There were some
 people who weren't all that happy  to see a dog in church. And each
 time we got a new preacher, Mother had to  explain our unusual dog
 to him. Since Brownie lived to be nineteen years old, quite a few preachers got used to having that little brown dog interrupt their Sunday services.
 
 Shortly after Brownie passed away, our minister came to call. After
 consoling us over our loss, he said, "If there is a heaven for dogs,
 you can  be assured Brownie will be scratching at the door -- and
 when it is  opened,  he will be given a place right up front with the
 best of them."

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