The Weary Man Suspects Plagiarism

Whose work this is, I think I know.
She had this class two years ago.
I did not think she'd still be here
to hand it round for one more go.

You must have been out drinking beer
with deadline day approaching near,
and so you handed in this fake--
the double-check you did not fear.

You thought you were a clever rake,
but with your final grade at stake
you've really stepped into it deep,
and getting caught's a big mistake!

You smarmy, lying little creep!
You think I'm dumb?  Think I'm asleep?
You mother-blankin' bleep bleep bleep!
You Mother-Blankin' Bleep Bleep Bleep!